"I am not a wizard, but I play one every Tuesday night. To be nerdy about it —and trust me, there is no other way to approach this— I am a divine spell caster, a lawful neutral twelfth-level cleric. In the world of Dungeons & Dragons, that makes me a pretty major badass."
The first chapter of David M. Ewalt's Of Dice and Men is now available as a free download. Try these pages, and if you like what you read, come back and buy the book!